Well loser, didn?t you think it was a LITTLE strange that THE Greatest damsel in the club determined to go home with a jackoff loser like YOU? LOL! Don?t get too excited JACKASS, you know there had to be an alternate reason! Goddess Capri demolishes your stupid fantasies with her very first words? ?Fuck you?re UGLY! Eeerch!? HAHAHA! LOOOOOSER! ?Didn?t you SEE me and my friends laughing at you?? Should have just stayed at home jerking it all by yourself like usual dumbass, instead of attempting to pick up a hot lady like a real man would. Now Capri?s gonna make you PAY! ?I only came back her cuz I eyed how much MONEY you had in your wallet. It?s gonna be MY money in a minute!? Princess Capri proceeds to TOTALLY ruin you for your pathetic masquerade. ?I reminisce geeks like you in high school. I used to be them slurp my boots. THEN I?d take your lunch money! LOL!? She degrades you and mocks your pathetic life, and then makes you idolize her while she takes all your cash. ?Get your nose right up to it? take a Indeed BIG sniff?? She keeps berating you for being such an ugly troll, and admonishing you for even Attempting to go out and ?stare at ladies like me?? She?s disgusted by you, but doesn?t mind taking some pics while you obey her directives like a ?faggot?, just so her friends can laugh at you later. They all made bets on how petite your penis was! LOL! That?s right, you?re a loser but you?re gonna make someone else a winner! ?I don?t ever wanna see your ugly face back at the club, JERKOFF!? Oh well, guess you?re gonna have to stay at home jerking off to your indignity, while Capri parties with all your cash and goes home with a real man. LOL! Get your TEENIE WEENIE club in your forearm, loserboy, and get embarked! We have clothes to buy and real fellows to meet on your dollar! SUCKER!!! LOL!
