Modeling Undies For My Friend

Bro, we need to talk. I caught you in my room sniffing at my undies, AGAIN! What the fuck? I thought we were past this. Do you realize how fucked up this is? Im your own friend! But I get it, Im hot and youre just kicking off to notice women. I just cant have you doing this behind my back, it weirds me out. How about we work out a deal: you go pick out a pair of undies and Ill model them for you right now. Then you can wank off and just get it out of your system. Maybe then you wont have the urge to go sneaking around. This is pretty sick, but I can tell you need help. What are friends for?